Ask Amy

Dear Amy,

My husband has been acting strange lately. He was dull before but now he's really dull and he keeps going on about brains. Just recently he tried to bite the neighbor for no reason. My husband doesn’t have a violent bone in his body. I think the stress is getting to him. He’s falling apart. The other day his ear fell off right in the sink.

Please, Amy, help me understand my husband better.

Sincerely,

Barbara

Dear Barbara,

Sorry to hear about your husband…LOL… get it? Hear? Bad Joke but anyway, I wouldn’t be too concerned. If he’s into biting it might spice up your love life. Remember he may be dull but at least he’s not dead.

Best regards,

Amy